Suction Cup Man is coming around, my sucking powers have no bound Suction cups all red and shit, I'm pretty hot you must admit Do not test my sucking power, I'll climb your tower in just an hour You can't kill me I'm way too cool, I'm smudging up your windows, fool Suction Cup Man (Hey thats me!) His name is Suction Cup Man (Fuck yeah it is!) Fuck you he's Suction Cup Man (I have my own theme song!) Fuck yeah let's do another verse! Fuck your shit, I'm going up You can't unstuck my suction cups