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ronald reagan | 'I'M KIND OF MAKING A COLLECTION OF JOKES THAT THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE TELL THEIR ABOUT THEIR OWN COUNTRY,' HE TOLD THE YOUNG FARMERS.
THE JOKE INVOLVES A RUSSIAN COMMISSAR WHO WENT OUT TO ONE OF THE COLLECTIVE FARMS. HE STOPPED ONE OF THE WORKERS THERE, AND ASKED HIM HOW THINGS WERE, AND IF THERE WERE ANY COMPLAINTS.
'OH, NO, SIR,' THE WORKER REPLIED. 'I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYONE AROUND HERE COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING.'
'WE'LL WHAT ABOUT THE CROPS?', THE COMMISSAR ASKED. 'OH,' THE WORKER SAID, 'THE CROPS, JUST GREATER THAN EVER.'
'AND THE POTATO HARVEST?' INQUIRED THE COMMISSAR.
'IF WE PILED ALL THE POTATOES WE'VE HARVESTED UP IN ONE PILE, THEY'D REACH THE FOOT OF GOD,' THE WORKER REPLIED.
THE COMMISSAR REPROVED THE WORKER, SAYING 'THIS IS THE SOVIET UNION, THERE IS NO GOD.'
'THAT'S ALL RIGHT,' THE WORKER RESPONDED. 'THERE AREN'T ANY POTATOES EITHER.' | image tagged in ronald reagan | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by the_doc_peace_without_victory_

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ronald reagan

ronald reagan | EVERY DAY A BUSINESS MAN SAW A ELDERLY WOMAN SELLING PRETZELS EVERYDAY FOR QUIT SOME TIME HE LEFT HER ONE QUARTER THEN ONE DAY HE PUT DOWN A QUARTER BUT SHE GRABS HIM BY THE ARM AND HE SAYS I GUESS THIS IS ABOUT WHY I HAVE NOT TAKEN A PRETZEL AND SHE SAYS NO IT'S NOW 35 CENTS | image tagged in ronald reagan | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by the_doc_peace_without_victory_

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ronald reagan

ronald reagan | A MAN IS DRIVING DOWN A COUNTRY ROAD AND SEES A CLOUD OF DUST IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR APPROACHING RAPIDLY. BEFORE HE CAN BLINK, A CHICKEN RUNS PAST HIS CAR AT ABOUT A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR AND QUICKLY TURNS LEFT INTO THE NEXT FARM. AMAZED AT WHAT HE JUST SAW THE MAN STOPS AND KNOCKS ON THE DOOR, THE FARMER ANSWERS AND THE MAN EXPLAINS WHAT JUST HAPPENED AND THE FARMER SAYS..OH, THAT THERE IS ONE OF MY THREE LEGGED CHICKENS. PUZZLED THE MAN ASK, A THREE LEGGED CHICKEN? THE FARMER THEN EXPLAINS TO HIM..YOU SEE, I LIKE DRUMSTICKS, MY WIFE LIKES DRUMSTICKS AND MY SON LIKES DRUMSTICKS SO I HAD THE FELLERS AT THE UNIVERSITY HELP ME DEVELOP A THREE LEGGED CHICKEN. THE MAN SAYS, WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE TO ME..SO HOW DO THEY TASTE? AND THE FARMER SAYS..DON'T RIGHTLY KNOW, I AIN'T EVER CAUGHT ONE. | image tagged in ronald reagan | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by the_doc_peace_without_victory_

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ronald reagan

ronald reagan | WHY ARE MUMMYS SCARED OF VACATION? | image tagged in ronald reagan | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by the_doc_peace_without_victory_

59 views, 7 upvotes, 9 comments