Welcome to the club. It’s full of friends and fans. If you are a friend or a fan, you are eligible to join the Coach Club. If you are neither, you are ineligible to join the club. Anywhere, any place, anytime, anything. Yes, anything can happen in cartoons, but not in real life. Reality sucks. If you are a physics breaker, you really did it. Do you have tonsil stones? Do you read magazines? Do you hate autocorrect with a colossal burning passion? Even anything can happen here in the club.