Never argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference! Observe everything; admire nothing! It's easier to obtain forgiveness than it is permission! Rarely resist the opportunity to keep your mouth shut! Don't ask the question if you cannot live with the answer! If you want a new idea, read an old book! If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there! Never have a philosophy which supports a lack of courage! Never look back unless you intend to go