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by PotlucsWithChuckandRider3993

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by PotlucsWithChuckandRider3993

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They had made it to Las Vegas, wide-eyed and with so much hope and energy. They had planned the trip for more than a year and both were so excited they could barely control themselves. They still hadn't realized that Las Vegas promised a place where dreams come true, it was actually the place where dreams came to die. w her to sprint afte could on their own. My friend’s husband claimed he didn’t know that sheets should be washed more than once a season. He said he didn’t know one had to clean toilets. He assumed that since you flush toilets they clean themselves. She tried to get him to help but he did an awful job so she let him off the hook. Wouldn’t it be better if she spent the time and energy to get him to do it right instead of letting him claim he is “just bad at it”. My sons were raised to clean toilets and change their own sheets. Hopefully, in their future homes, the housework will be equally divided.
They had made it to Las Vegas, wide-eyed and with so much hope and energy. They had planned the trip for more than a year and both were so excited they could barely control themselves. They still hadn't realized that Las Vegas promised a place where dreams come true, it was actually the place where dreams came to die. THE SHOES HAD BEEN THERE FOR AS LONG AS ANYONE COULD REMEMBER. IN FACT, IT WAS DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO COME UP WITH A DATE THEY HAD FIRST APPEARED. IT HAD SEEMED THEY'D ALWAYS BEEN THERE AND YET THEY SEEMED SO OUT OF PLACE. WHY NOBODY HAD REMOVED THEM WAS A QUESTION THAT HAD BEEN ASKED TIME AND AGAIN, BUT WHILE THEY ALL THOUGHT IT, NOBODY HAD EVER FOUND THE ENERGY TO ACTUALLY DO IT. SO, THE SHOES REMAINED ON THE STEPS, OUT OF PLACE IN ONE SENSE, BUT PERFECTLY NORMAL IN ANOTHER.
WAS IT ENOUGH? THAT WAS THE QUESTION HE KEPT ASKING HIMSELF. WAS BEING SATISFIED ENOUGH? HE LOOKED AROUND HIM AT EVERYONE YEARNING TO JUST BE SATISFIED IN THEIR DAILY LIFE AND HE HAD REACHED THAT GOAL. HE KNEW THAT HE WAS SATISFIED AND HE ALSO KNEW IT WASN'T GOING TO BE ENOUGH.
STRANDED. YES, SHE WAS NOW THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO LAND ON VENUS, BUT THAT WAS OF LITTLE CONSEQUENCE. HER NAME WOULD BE READ BY MILLIONS IN SCHOOL AS THE FIRST TO LAND HERE, BUT THAT CELEBRITY WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY BE SEEN BY HER. SHE LOOKED AT THE CONTROL PANEL AND KNEW THERE WAS NOTHING THAT WOULD EVER GET IT BACK INTO WORKING ORDER. SHE WAS THE FIRST AND IT WAS NOT CLEAR THIS WOULD ALSO BE HER LAST.
THE SHADES WERE CLOSED KEEPING THE ROOM DARK. PETER KNEW THAT HE SHOULD OPEN THEM AND LET IN THE SUNLIGHT SO HE COULD BEGIN THE DAY, BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE THE ENERGY OR WILLPOWER. NOTHING HAD GONE AS EXPECTED THE DAY BEFORE AND HE NO LONGER WANTED TO SPEND THE ENERGY TO BEGIN A NEW DAY. HE STARED AT THE SHADES WONDERING IF THERE WAS A WAY TO DISAPPEAR FROM THE REALITY OF THE WORLD FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
SHE WAS AWARE THAT THINGS COULD GO WRONG. IN FACT, SHE HAD TRAINED HER ENTIRE LIFE IN ANTICIPATION THAT THINGS WOULD GO WRONG ONE DAY. SHE HAD QUIET CONFIDENCE AS SHE STARTED TO SEE THAT THIS WAS THE DAY THAT ALL HER TRAINING WOULD BE WORTHWHILE AND USEFUL. AT THIS POINT, SHE HAD NO IDEA JUST HOW WRONG EVERYTHING WOULD GO THAT DAY.
STORMI IS A DOG. SHE IS DARK GREY AND HAS LONG LEGS. HER EYES ARE EXPRESSIVE AND ARE ABLE TO LET HER HUMANS KNOW WHAT SHE IS THINKING. HER TONGUE IS LONG, PINK, AND WET. HER LONG LEGS ALLOW HER TO SPRINT AFTER OTHER DOGS, PEOPLE OR BUNNIES. SHE CAN BE A GOOD DOG, BUT ALSO VERY BAD. HER TAIL WAGS WHEN HAPPY OR EXCITED AND HIDES BETWEEN HER BACK LEGS WHEN SHE IS BAD. STORMI IS A DOG I LOVE.
BENNY WAS TIRED. NOT THE NORMAL EVERY DAY TIRED FROM A HARD DAY O WORK. THE EXHAUSTED TYPE OF TIRED WHERE YOU'RE SURPRISED YOUR BODY CAN EVEN MOVE. ALL HE WANTED TO DO WAS SIT IN FRONT OF THE TV, PUT HIS FEET UP ON THE COFFEE TABLE, AND DRINK A BEER. THE ONLY ISSUE WAS THAT HE HAD FORGOTTEN WHERE HE LIVED.
IT WAS A WEIRD CONCEPT. WHY WOULD I REALLY NEED TO GENERATE A RANDOM PARAGRAPH? COULD I ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING FROM DOING SO? ALL THESE QUESTIONS WERE RUNNING THROUGH HER HEAD AS SHE PRESSED THE GENERATE BUTTON. TO HER SURPRISE, SHE FOUND WHAT SHE LEAST EXPECTED TO SEE.
IT WAS JUST A BURGER. WHY COULDN'T SHE UNDERSTAND THAT? SHE KNEW HE'D COMPLETELY CHANGED HIS LIFE AROUND HER EATING HABITS, SO WHY COULDN'T SHE GIVE HIM A BREAK THIS ONE TIME? SHE WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO HAVE FOUND OUT. YES, HE HAD PROMISED HER AND YES, HE HAD BROKEN THAT PROMISE, BUT STILL IN HIS MIND, ALL IT HAD BEEN WAS JUST A BURGER.
IT WAS A SCRAPE THAT HE HARDLY NOTICED. SURE, THERE WAS A BIT OF BLOOD BUT IT WAS MINOR COMPARED TO MOST OF THE OTHER CUTS AND BRUISES HE ACQUIRED ON HIS ADVENTURES. THERE WAS NO WAY HE COULD KNOW THAT THE ROCK THAT PRODUCED THE CUT HAD ALIEN GENETIC MATERIAL ON IT THAT WAS NOW RACING THROUGH HIS BLOODSTREAM. HE FELT PERFECTLY NORMAL AND CONTINUED HIS ADVENTURE WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO HIM.
THE CLOWNS HAD TAKEN OVER. AND YES, THEY WERE LITERALLY CLOWNS. OVER 100 HAD APPEARED OUT OF A SMALL VW BUG THAT HAD BEEN DRIVEN UP TO THE BANK. NOW THEY WERE ALL INSIDE AND HAD TAKEN IT OVER.
HOUSEWORK COULD BE EVERYONE’S WORK, NOT JUST “WOMEN’S WORK”. WHY DO WOMEN ENABLE MEN TO ACT OBLIVIOUS TO CLEANING, GROCERY SHOPPING, PET FEEDING, ETC? SOMEHOW WHEN MEN LIVE ALONE THEY FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS ALL ON THEIR OWN. MY FRIEND’S HUSBAND CLAIMED HE DIDN’T KNOW THAT SHEETS SHOULD BE WASHED MORE THAN ONCE A SEASON. HE SAID HE DIDN’T KNOW ONE HAD TO CLEAN TOILETS. HE ASSUMED THAT SINCE YOU FLUSH TOILETS THEY CLEAN THEMSELVES. SHE TRIED TO GET HIM TO HELP BUT HE DID AN AWFUL JOB SO SHE LET HIM OFF THE HOOK. WOULDN’T IT BE BETTER IF SHE SPENT THE TIME AND ENERGY TO GET HIM TO DO IT RIGHT INSTEAD OF LETTING HIM CLAIM HE IS “JUST BAD AT IT”. MY SONS WERE RAISED TO CLEAN TOILETS AND CHANGE THEIR OWN SHEETS. HOPEFULLY, IN THEIR FUTURE HOMES, THE HOUSEWORK WILL BE EQUALLY DIVIDED.
THEY HAD MADE IT TO LAS VEGAS, WIDE-EYED AND WITH SO MUCH HOPE AND ENERGY. THEY HAD PLANNED THE TRIP FOR MORE THAN A YEAR AND BOTH WERE SO EXCITED THEY COULD BARELY CONTROL THEMSELVES. THEY STILL HADN'T REALIZED THAT LAS VEGAS PROMISED A PLACE WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE, IT WAS ACTUALLY THE PLACE WHERE DREAMS CAME TO DIE. | image tagged in memes,two buttons | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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