Philosoraptor

Hah. And going "American" is taking the meal from the table across the restauraunt.

destroying the restaurant in the process. "keeping the peas"

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Sometimes offensive humour works best. Honestly it made me laugh. It would just be a shame if someone more sensitive were to see it and start a flamewar.

Offense is the best defense.

"Any salad is a Caesar Salad if you stab it enough"

Consider yourself alerted sometime or another I have no idea when, it made the 1st page. Feel better? :)

And "Going Italian" means you just plain run away from everything except Germans.
(If anyone gets the reference, I will freakin' love you.)