You sound like you're confusing me with someone who can predict which of the memes he makes will get on the front page. :)
Also, I don't think I'd be comfortable making a meme with a Jesus statue. It's not my type of thing (even though that one with the machine gun cracked me up - it's just so unexpected).
Maybe another template, though. Meme collaborations can be fun, whether they make it to the front page or not.
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