Most men spend the rest of their lives trying to violate parole.

i got that movie as a white elephant, best movie ive seen yet besides forest gump and marley and me.

ACE VENTURA - WHEN NATURE CALLS.
Cinematic Genius!

Sharknado 2!

If cleaning up messes is your kink, this is your man.

Maybe he'll be released from parole for bad behavior.

its been hard
Did 9 months inside and just got out of eighteen years parole.
Only to get in for life.
so now i hope to not drop the bar every day watching my back all the time.
keeping it clean and hoping i leave solitary and meet my cellmate.
from there we'll grow our crew fighting for the right to party and keeping them from causing trouble with the man.
hoping the last meal we get be good not bittersweet before i hit the bed and meet my maker.
Will be no use going underground because the warden always watchin us.

That's cool...you just come up with that?

that meme inspired my deep thoughts

It's very true because the moment we're born, we begin serving a life sentence...I like the "leave solitary and meet my cellmate" metaphor

i thought the "drop the bar" line would grab some smiles

Deep meme. It got me thinking of an analogy between life and prison. What if we're all just on parole, and heaven is the reward for good behaviour ? There's a Christian 10 guy meme there somewhere ;)

Is this another one of your classics (like the girlfriend one)?

Yeah...I made this one before I got popular...hoping it will do better this time around...I also used this template one other time for a different meme as well.

Still one of my favorite images that I've seen on here. That little guy looks like he's got a handful of the world's balls.

I love it too...it's called "stay strong baby" I believe...

Upvoted for the side comment.