Disney: Hey George, come check out out newest attraction at the park before we open it for fans.
George: Sure, what is it?
Disney: You'll see, just follow us.
*George follows sketchy Disney Executives underground. They enter a cool, dark chamber. It becomes partially lit.*
George: Hey! This looks just like the Carbonite freezing chamber from The Empire Strikes Back set!
Disney: Yes it does, we strive for realism. Now how about you step down into the chamber and we'll take a quick pic.
George: Well...ok. What's with all the smoke? That's just for show right? Wait a second, I'm feeling cold... Disney you sons of bitches! Noooooooo.
Disney: Take him to Jabba Boba. With George out of the way, all we have to do is forge his signature on the Star Wars sale and it's all ours!!!
