Brian Williams Was There 2

Brian Williams Was There 2 Meme | HE WASN'T SURE WHAT TO USE SO I SUGGESTED A RIB | image tagged in memes,brian williams was there 2 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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...and God said to Adam "I can create for you a partner that will do anything that you ask, never argue with you, be your best friend, boost your ego, satisfy you in every way, keep you content for every day of your life"

Adam thought about it and said "Sounds great, what will it cost me?"

The Lord replied "An arm and a leg"

Adam thought it over and asked "What can I get for just a rib?"

...and the rest is history!
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And God said to Adam "Beautiful, faithful and loving wives shall be found in every corner of the earth"

And then God made the earth round, and laughed and laughed
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Touché!
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That's hilarious!
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Brace Yourselves X is Coming Meme | BRACE YOURSELVES FEMINISTS ARE COMING TO THE FIRST PARAGRAPH OF THIS COMMENT | image tagged in memes,brace yourselves x is coming | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I WAS BEHIND DOOR #1!!! ...SHEEEEEEEEESH... | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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LEMME GET ONE RIB | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Hey Brian Williams, I suggest you quit lying. But if Brian Williams were to quit lying, I'd having nothing to say on meme comments.
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ok, this one is awesome
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I've got 23,000 genes in my pocket...
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No, seriously, a human averages 23,000 genes (by 'average', I mean disregarding some people with conditions). 'Brassica nigra' has 26,000. Nematodes have 20,000 genes each.
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It was a joke!
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How to clone people:
1. Fuse out the nucleus of an oocyte.
2. Find 23 pairs of suitable chromosomes.
3. Fuse in the new chromosomes.
4. There, you have a fertile zygote!
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Imma flag this!
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O, RLY. I assure you.
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