Bad pick-up lines, part III

The idea of someone getting shot for using a bad pick-up line is funnier than I would have expected.

Yea, I'm one lucky Mofo! I love using bad and cheesy pick up lines, I'd have a thousand holes in me by now! Thank goodness this is just a meme! Lol

You're braver than I am! Good one.

Yes, she did, she laughed! (At me or my cheesy line I'm not sure but I got the daypte I was looking for! We're still really good friends to this day! ;)

That's really good to hear.

Lol. Ha ha!!

Really they actually slap you? Oh wowzers.

Oh, HELL Yea! But there's usually a good side to that! For most, after they near the "Slap!" they usually feel terrible and you get the result you were looking for! Now, you've got to be willing to take the hit (no pun intended!) lol

Hey, Travolta, where is that machine gun???? I just don't know if I'm fearless or just plain stupid when I do it? No, I don't want to know what you think! Lol

Paging John Travolta!

Paging John Travolta!

Will John Travolta please come to this meme comment thread immediately? :)

Bring a machine gun this time John, a pistol just ain't gonna do!!

Your going to need something bigger than that car to hold all of them in! Get a dump truck!!!

I think we've hijacked someone else's thread again! :o

Well, it happens! Oh, it's Memes_King, think of it this way, he now has probably enough material now to make a few good memes at the cost of my Bitchslapped face! I'd say that's a fair trade?

I was looking through my memes, and I'm like, I don't remember this meme having 30+ comments... Wowzers!

I don't think he'll mind. Well, I hope not. It's just funny how we do it.

Yea, we just kick in the door and do what we want to!! Memes_King has a split personality anyway, if he doesn't like it, Clinkster usually will! Lol ha ha!

Dating or picking up ladies was a contact sport when I was in my twenties, I got smarter in my thirties. I was considered tame compared to my buddies I hung out with, they were psychotic!

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Check out this one I just saw in the Latest stream. Made me laugh.

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Oh, that's funny!! I'll give you some cheesy lines here real shortly! Lol

While we're waiting for the cheesy lines, here's a picture of Catwoman slapping Batman to help jog your memory. :)

Looking forward to them!

Thanks, I really needed that! Now I'm going to sing "Memories" from the Broadway Show "Cats!" I so glad I have a friend like you, oh wise and old fart, Socrates!! Lol ha ha!

" I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them? "
" Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? "
" Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for
" I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending. "
" Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you! "
" I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number? "
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? "
" Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine. "
" Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
" Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us? "

My favorite line:
" You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. "

I need to try these!

I copied these , but I they're all the same with little variations, cheesy is cheesy, there are more good ones online if you care to look! Lol

Normally I don't either, it's when I got with my buddies at that time, you get a few drinks under your belt and I would say "WTF!" Now, my approach was far more civilized than my buddies, to say the least, they were bombastic and just so aggressive. I smoozed and got a small conversation going first so it was more like I was saying cheesy things just to joke around! They would walk up to a woman and just say it! Two of my buddies made a bet: one of them said " I bet if you said "Hey lets Nookie" (the word wasn't nookie. Believe me!) to 10 women that at least one would say "Yes!" So you have to possibly say that to 10 women? Not me! The 5th women he said it to said "Yes!" I would never even consider to attempt that! Lol that's crazy!

Yeah that's crazy all right. I bet they got slapped even more than you did.

Oh yea they did! I got it a few times, but like I said, approach was completely opposite of theirs! I like to say they were just like the Kennedy's! Perfect description!

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Thanks! I'm glad someone out there enjoys it. Im also hoping the template will be re-used in some way.

I like it too. Brian's finally showing some style.

I like these King... keep em coming!

Yea, Socrates and I got carried away, again! Lol. Oops! It's not like we have memes we could do this on? Haha!