kangaroo jack returns

Honestly, in real life, Chuck Norris would probably lose in a fight to a large, muscular kangaroo.

Chuck Norris looks in your general direction and you are now dead.....he decides to ......allow others, a look into your general dead direction....they thank Chuck for letting them be alive at your corpse

What would really happen:

Chuck looks in my general direction

He notices me staring... I clearly recognize him

He nods upward and smiles as an awkward casual greeting

I respond in kind and move along... He's a busy man, not gonna make him stop for pictures.