Cause she's Yuno f**king Gasai that's how

NOT YUNO!
Uhm, I said 'hi' to Yuki.
We're not exactly on good terms...

Oh god run for your life

I BARRICADED MY DOOR, WINDOWS, AND ALL OTHER POSSIBLE ENTRANCES WITH EVERYTHING I COULD GET MY HANDS ON! SHE BROKE THROUGH TEN DAYS BEFORE I RAN OUT OF FOOD!

Now, pray that he's not inside and I hope you got like fifteen guns

I have a digimon.
England's a country where you need a license, and I don't.

Pray. Pray hard. Until Deus begs you to stop.

Good idea. You think he'd answer to a sacrifice?

I would if I were god

Good. Got any virgins that I can sacrifice?

How many do you want?

AS MANY AS IT TAKES TO GET DEUS' ATTENTION!

I have a friend who's into anime who'll love this meme. Unfortunately, I've got out of school already so I won't be able to show him (a negative side effect to a positive thing).