Philosoraptor

How would the transformers pay for their insurance?

That's because on other planets the species are more evolved, so their women have learned to stay at home. :)

Hush and eat your sandwich

Actually, the female transformers were pretty badass - they actually form their own dedicated military outfit which worked cooperatively with the autobots in like one episode.

I guess that just shows there's always pockets of primitive behavior that survive no matter how advanced a civilization gets. :)

Mmm hmm. Sure. Good theory. You do know that the survival of their entire species was hanging by a thread after thousands of years of warfare, right?

You're right! Transformers is way better than the Lord of the Rings movies. :)

Oh no you didn't! I've never seen transformer p**is so maybe they're all female. Or I need to look harder.

There were in the cartoons.

You beat me to it...good one.

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This meme is pretty smart, HSMART!

Most likely life insurance as Starscream, Blastoff, Vortex, Jetfire, & the Dinobots can't transform into cars. But surely the others get some car insurance :D

I think you're a bit too smart for this website!

:O

Repost alert!!!!!!

Both. Double dippin'. ;)

I can break this all down for you. When do you have about an hour that you can come in and talk about your hopes, dreams and insurance?

they get meme insurance with heavy downvotes
pls downvote imgflip.com/i/tpl0a

Everyone knows the Lord of the Rings movies were way worse than the Transformers movies. If you have an opinion about that, please downvote this meme:

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Much appreciated! :)

I won't downvote but

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Okay! Up to you.

Read the comments and shared a downvote.

Thanks so much, I appreciate that.