Grandma knits dank maymays

The one she's knitting right now is Tom Cruise clinging to Scarlett Johanssen falling from the World Trade Center towers on fire while the Aliens guy wearing sunglasses and Pepe the Frog eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew are both commenting on how dank it is. :)

I find those Dolan comics so funny.

Sorry bro it's all we've got.

lol your meme only has 36 views, nice alts socrates, we all know only 4 people use imgflip

How can thier be 245 viws but der r only 100 ppl in the world? spred te word, the loomynarty is up 2 somethin

I think you're on to something there, Chopy.

By the way, good thinking, Chopy2008! If you spell it "loomynarty" their spy computers can't pick up that we're talking about them! Wink wink! :)

Hi Kanaloa. Would you like to have a competition to see who can make a meme that gets the most downvotes (but without breaking submission rules)? Let me know what you think.

hmm I think I could (but i would need to use an alt to post it

Nice idea socrates. This would reveal how many alt accounts the top dawgs use.

How so? I'm feeling really dumb now.

Just kidding.

I was actually trying to deflect the conversation away from alts and I thought Kanaloa might like the idea of the competition.

here it is, i thought of the shittiest meme ever
https://imgflip.com/i/tpl0a dont you dare upvote it

If we do this competition again, do you want to invite this guy? He's on the latest page and I'm watching the downvotes increase on his meme... :)

imgflip.com/i/tv7rv

sure

Here's mine... we'll see who gets more downvotes :)

imgflip.com/i/tplkf

:)

:)

i already won

Doesn't count if it's not submitted. :)

I still have a head start lmao

We'll see... we'll see :)

welp, I gotta head to work (f**king hate bar tending) now

OK I just submitted mine. Hope you had a decent shift at work. :)

Im back, thanks, my meme was submitted and got featured, after 5 downvotes it went down

Here's another "downvoteable" one you might like :)

imgflip.com/i/ulj0w

When you come back, submit your meme. I'll submit mine too.

Hey man, cant talk for long but I submitted it a while ago

Did you see this one lol? It's on -10 (I bookmarked it when I first saw it).

imgflip.com/i/tn0jg

I kek'd hard

The truth is far less interesting. :)

Here's a new contender for the downvote competition by the way (getting slammed on page 5 of the 'Latest' stream right now):

imgflip.com/i/tyfw2

:)

Shady way for staying at the leaderboard.

what? No we made a joke that only 4 people use imgflip, so you must be socrates alt

According to your theory you must be walawalabe's alt account.

I don't understand the connection between number of views and alts.

Less views but more likes = alt accounts. Less views and less upvotes then nobody gives a shit.

:)

It's ... a chicken. (also, I am hungry)

I'm so sorry, need a Dank Meme to cry on?

:)

Speaking of Dank Memes, I submitted this about two hours ago,.you should like this! Lol :)
"imgflip.com/i/tphju"; .

Do you like meme chains? Here's one I found on imgflip from a year ago (I thought you might like it):

imgflip.com/i/dltyr

Oh, and my father is a FreeMason, I'm serious, too!

I have no idea what I'm doing. :)

My first, middle and last name all have 6 letters in them, am I illuminati?

I don't know about that, but it's definitely dank!

You have that trait in common with one of the U.S. Presidents, by the way.

By the way can you come help me out on this meme (if you have time)?

I want to figure out a way to "stop the countdown" before Kermit loses more lives (you'll see what I mean).

imgflip.com/i/tme8b

I'll take a look at it! If the other guys see the Freemason pics I just did, they'll go bonkers! I know all about it but I can't tell anyone!!! No, I'm not going to get anyone, they have cookouts, not very dangerous, huh?

Depends what they're cooking I guess?

Oh I see. Thanks! :)

you used alts to view your meme lmao