Hohoho

This comment automatically gets to the top for the time it's posted due to the fact all other comments have -1 points . . .

...Black Santa...?

Well, this is very true.

Hahahahahah ha ha uhhhhh

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, with liberty and justice for all.

I surrender my rights to the Big Mac of the United States of McDonald's, and to the corporate oligarchy for which it stands, one industry, under God*, with french fries and justice for all**.

*Unless you're an atheist, agnostic, Muslim, Buddhist, sun worshiper...
**Exclusions apply to those who are LGBT, minorities, and are any religion other than Christian (No, atheists and agnostics don't count as religions)

just shed a tear

You forgot indivisible

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