Captain Picard Facepalm

Then you, as a sexist male pig, are obviously just friends with her for your own personal gain.

Oh so a girl can have a guy friend?Think before you speak you piece of trash

PATRIARCHY

Great comeback. Upvoted.

Lol thanks KilerDiLeo

Thanks. :)

It's also 43rd, not 43th :P

Oops again. I'm not english, so I tend to make grammar mistakes.

Mr. Potato Head is kind of menacing, I don't want him in my dreams! Look at him staring, that's creepy!! Lol

I have wet dreams about mr potato you straight white male

Thanks for sharing!!

'Peppa Pig' reference!

'Peppa Pig', guys!

Lol, clever!

Thanks.

"Leaf me alone!"

"Lettuce go!"

"I'll berry you!"

"sorry but I cantaloupe"

"May i water yer melons?"

"No but I gotta water ma lawn"

"I wish these guys would stop sprouting vegetable comments"

Where did you get that picture lol?

Lol ibjust looked up "t pain" then a turnip and combined the pics

"man-go do it already

Whatever you say, pumpkin

you look grape today

The truth leeked out

well thats just peachy

orange you gonna reply?

I bean meaning to tell you we're at the end of the line