pizza delivery man

The sad part about this meme is that it is true. This reminds me of a story (bear with me here; its relevant). So I used to work as a lifeguard over the summer, and boy let me tell you, pools bring out the worst in people. Anyway, so this one day I was just doing my job (checking passes, yelling at kids, watching people, ect...) and this woman orders a pizza for her kids. That pizza was delivered in roughly 20-25 minutes from her phone call (and she let me have a slice). About an hour after the delivery this guy tries to enter the pool without a pass. I kept telling him to leave, but he would not listen to me. So I said that I would call the police on him if he did not leave, and then he got up in my face and threatened me about it. The woman that ordered the pizza earlier used her phone and called the police while this guy was harassing me. Thankfully I calmed the guy down and got him to leave without hurting anyone. I wrote up an incident report and continued to go about my day. Then I see two police cars pull into the parking lot an hour after I finished writing the incident report. The moral of the story: you get my upvote.

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This is exactly like the meme I made a while ago and it was

Lottery math, NSA constitution, plant pain, petting zoo, rolling around in Doritos...

This may be messed up, but I was thinking what if we hire Chinese ex body guards, ect instead of "other" people to be policemen/women while people complain of their low salaries from places like pizza hut for example can work in sweat shops. The new recruits can be pay higher salary for their job well done. I think we need something like that in Amurica.

this is the longest i've seen a meme at number 1 on the front page

That's a big pizza.

Gotta call bs. Call 911, hang up and see what happens. Call Pizza Hut, hang up and see what happens there.

Where I live its the other way around, and not just one cop comes either!! The whole damn police department comes!! Pizza guy comes about a hour later!! Funny though!!

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Unless you live next door to the donut shop.

MANN you're so lucky pizza hut is right behind my home and they need 45 minutes to deliver lazy asses.

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dang