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pizza delivery man | WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE PIZZA GETS TO YOUR HOME QUICKER THAN THE POLICE | image tagged in pizza delivery man | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
40,281 views, 266 upvotes, Made by BobParker 36 months ago pizza delivery man
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WE GUARANTEE THAT WE WILL RESPOND IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS OR YOUR BEATING IS FREE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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First World Problems Meme | THEY ARRIVED IN 29 MINUTES WE HAD TO PAY FOR OUR BEAT DOWN | image tagged in memes,first world problems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Yo Dawg Heard You Meme | DAMN...THAT'S COLD | image tagged in memes,yo dawg heard you | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama Fry Meme | FOR PIZZA ITS 30 MINUTES OR LESS FOR THE POLICE ITS 30 MINUTES OR MORE | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers Meme | EXACTLY | image tagged in memes,leonardo dicaprio cheers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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X, X Everywhere Meme | WE COULD ORDER A PIZZA, ROB THE DELIVERY GUY, AND USE HIS MONEY TO ORDER ANOTHER PIZZA BEFORE THE POLICE EVER GOT HERE | image tagged in memes,x, x everywhere,x x everywhere | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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X, X Everywhere Meme | MEMES USED WRONG MEMES USED WRONG
EVERYWHERE | image tagged in memes,x, x everywhere,x x everywhere | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I know it was used wrong but it was the best one on the front board for what l wanted to say...
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But its the internet.... and its really important to this guy to correct and judge ppl. Lol
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2 ups, 1 reply
Personally I don't care what a meme is "supposed" to be used for....if it fits my purposes, I will use it....It's a little thing some of us like to call "thinking outside the box".
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Is it a pizza box? ;)
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The sad part about this meme is that it is true. This reminds me of a story (bear with me here; its relevant). So I used to work as a lifeguard over the summer, and boy let me tell you, pools bring out the worst in people. Anyway, so this one day I was just doing my job (checking passes, yelling at kids, watching people, ect...) and this woman orders a pizza for her kids. That pizza was delivered in roughly 20-25 minutes from her phone call (and she let me have a slice). About an hour after the delivery this guy tries to enter the pool without a pass. I kept telling him to leave, but he would not listen to me. So I said that I would call the police on him if he did not leave, and then he got up in my face and threatened me about it. The woman that ordered the pizza earlier used her phone and called the police while this guy was harassing me. Thankfully I calmed the guy down and got him to leave without hurting anyone. I wrote up an incident report and continued to go about my day. Then I see two police cars pull into the parking lot an hour after I finished writing the incident report. The moral of the story: you get my upvote.
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8 ups, 2 replies
Wow. An upvote for you just for telling the story!
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Up vote for you because someone down voted you.
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Cool story bro
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4 ups, 1 reply
This is exactly like the meme I made a while ago and it was
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That's the dammn truth! People call 911 because their toaster or microwave broke!!
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4 ups, 1 reply
Lottery math, NSA constitution, plant pain, petting zoo, rolling around in Doritos...
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And I upvoted you too ... ;)
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:o
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Now i know
Where to go to get famous. GG mate.
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Lol
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Peru?
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Portugal
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Ah
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...having lived in France a few months.
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This may be messed up, but I was thinking what if we hire Chinese ex body guards, ect instead of "other" people to be policemen/women while people complain of their low salaries from places like pizza hut for example can work in sweat shops. The new recruits can be pay higher salary for their job well done. I think we need something like that in Amurica.
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this is the longest i've seen a meme at number 1 on the front page
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That's a big pizza.
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Gotta call bs. Call 911, hang up and see what happens. Call Pizza Hut, hang up and see what happens there.
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Send a pizza emoji to Dominoes and see what happens. Send a pizza emoji to 911 and see what happens. :)
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Where I live its the other way around, and not just one cop comes either!! The whole damn police department comes!! Pizza guy comes about a hour later!! Funny though!!
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With all the cop shootings, I think they're reluctant to allow any officer to answer a call alone. Even traffic stops around here have two or three police cars at them.
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Yea, after that cop shooting in Dallas, where that thug came up behind that officer, and shot him 15 times, cops are definitely a little edgy!
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Sounds about right, unfortunately!
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Unless you live next door to the donut shop.
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MANN you're so lucky pizza hut is right behind my home and they need 45 minutes to deliver lazy asses.
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And a significant portion of that "clientele" are harassing, causing problems, or even shooting at them when they arrive.
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dang
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