Captain Picard Facepalm

If Jimmy has 20 chocolate bars and he eats 17 of them, what does he have now? Correct answer: Diabeetus.

Steve's*

*Steve

Steve's is a contraction of "Steve is". Steve by itself would need the modifier "is" to indicate that it is future tense. Steves' would be a plurilization or to show ownership of someone named "Steves" not Steve.

You can do that? Oh.

You can fit 16 pancakes on the roof, because Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall.

If it seems easy, you're doing it horribly wrong and everyone is laughing at you

3 Cows? XD

I gave up and just posted the link lol

Approximately 16. Just an approximation.

Actually I got a question just like this it was if 2 zerbles is equal to 5 merbles how many zerbles would 8 perbles be not lieing it might not have been those exactly but the words had no meaning just random lol

Purple, because aliens don't wear hats, obviously.

the answer is 4, because the aliens are wearing purple cow skin today

4 apples time 7 pencils equals 28, times 4 equals 112 sq ft on the roof. Each pancake is approximately 6 inches in diameter, 112 sq ft times 4 pancakes for every sq foot equals approximately 448 pancakes, give or take a few for the area of the chimney.

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