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Sudden Clarity Clarence Meme | IF FEMINISM IS ABOUT EQUALITY SHOULDN'T IT BE CALLED HUMANISM | image tagged in memes,sudden clarity clarence | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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11 ups, 9y,
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"I don't need feminism because why fight against stereotypes about women whilst making even more egregious stereotypes about men?" | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
0 ups, 9y
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11 ups, 9y,
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This is exactly why I hate feminism. It's not about equality. It's about sexism. And I really hate sexism. Egalitarian is the way to go.
4 ups, 9y,
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1 up, 9y
I didn't really describe either :P
10 ups, 9y,
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1 up, 9y,
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Well yeah, the female gender has only really been behind. When it's equal (which to be honest it pretty much is) then they won't need to advance either gender. If men were behind then feminists would be about the advancement of men.
1 up, 9y,
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"If men were behind then feminists would be about the advancement of men."
-Men are only 40% of college graduates, and dropping.
-Boys are legally able to be circumcised as infants; girls aren't.
-Women are safe from conscription; men aren't.
-Men are 3% of alimony recipients in spite of being 25% of non-bread winners in marriages.
-Men are penalized harder for the same crimes than women, even after adjusting for past records/repeat offenses, etc.
-Men don't have full control over their own reproductive rights because they have no say in whether to abort or adopt out a child, and are subsequently forced to pay for a child regardless of whether the pregnancy was intentional.

This list just goes on forever, dude, and feminism doesn't do shyte about it.
0 ups, 9y,
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When you say men are penalised harder does that just take the average jail time for both genders because that wouldn't work, the best example would probably be that the amount of rapists that are male would definately tip the scale.

The other ones are unfair though but there's probably a list just of big as un equality against women that feminists aren't doing shyte about either.
0 ups, 9y,
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Dude, did you note read what I said?
"even after adjusting for past records/repeat offenses, etc."
The "etc." includes adjusting for the same crime.

https://www.law.umich.edu/newsandinfo/features/Pages/starr_gender_disparities.aspx

And the fact you would even mention rape as a tipping point just goes to show how oblivious you are... There are 11x more men behind bars than women, and rape is a gross minority of those crimes.

You could have chosen a much more common crime, like theft, if you really wanted to argue a crime disparity being a "tipping point" because of crime averages, but no, you wanted to use this argument as a center stage to bring up rape, after the grossly uneducated assumption that I was not including adjustment for the same crimes.
0 ups, 9y,
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Eh rape just came to mind as a crime men do a lot more than women.

Also "etc" could really mean anything.
0 ups, 9y
In this case, "etc" referred to adjustments to crimes, so in context, it specifically refers to that, but I just recalled that I actually already noted that it was also adjusted to the same crime prior to saying etc.
0 ups, 9y,
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Legally circumcised? That isn't stopping people in other countries from doing it to their daughters.
1 up, 9y,
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Why are you concerned about over there? Are you moving there to become a missionary? Are you a regular financial contributor to those campaigns?
No? Then work on raising awareness at home where the voter can actually make a difference. And so you know, those same countries that circumcise girls do the same to boys, and the mortality rate is just as high for boys as girls there, because they're both cut with unclean equipment in bush settings with dirty water and no trained medical professionals. Bleeding out and infection rates are similar for both.
0 ups, 9y,
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Because I care about people in other countries and not just my own.
0 ups, 9y,
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Correction: you care about women, specifically and exclusively, wherever they may be. You didn't seem to have jack or shyte to say about the male circumcision mortality rate, or even be aware of it.
0 ups, 9y
Yes because just because I care about women and I don't say something about men I MUST hate them.
11 ups, 9y,
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4 ups, 9y
3 ups, 9y
3 ups, 9y
Gold.
3 ups, 9y
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3 ups, 9y,
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2 ups, 9y
1 up, 9y
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1 up, 9y,
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3 ups, 9y
1 up, 9y
Egalitarianism
0 ups, 9y
It was basically the same... in 1900s
0 ups, 9y
wow the controversy
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0 ups, 9y
Either way, humanism is already the name of a worldview.
1 up, 9y
I agree with the gist of it, but it deserves a down vote because sudden clarity Clarence is supposed to make statements, not ask questions.
0 ups, 9y
1 up, 9y,
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*genders
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0 ups, 9y,
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Equality of genders as pertaining specifically to women.
1 up, 9y,
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If they are trying to make men and women equal and in some cases women are worse of than men then they try and make women equal to men, once they do that they stop and it 's only the misandrists that carry on.
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1 up, 9y,
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No. You're making the mistake of saying that equality, once achieved, will sustain itself without further input. All our observations in history have demonstrated that this is not the case: equality needs constant vigilance to protect and preserve, and for that reason alone there will always be a purpose to feminism.
0 ups, 9y
Once we reach equality feminists will stop but the misandrists won't. If the misandrists get their way then feminists will try to get it equal again.
6 ups, 9y,
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I sexually identify as a Pokemon. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having my name called and hurling through the air to fight against monsters. People say to me that being a Pokemon is impossible and I'm f**king retarded. But I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon change my appearance to that of a orange lizard. From now on I want you guys to call me Charazard and thank me for winning all the badges. If you can't thank me you're a pokephobe and need to check your capture privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.
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1 up, 9y,
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I sexually Identify as my Mom's Spaghetti. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of twirling gracefully around a spork, an unending ballet with balls and ball cheese. People say to me that a person being spaghetti is Impossible and I’m f**king retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a stove and a large pot of boiling water, a bottle of marinara sauce, and two pounds of ground beef on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Slim Shady” and respect my right to choke for 9/10ths of a movie and then be the king of the 213. If you can’t accept me you’re a pastaphobe and need to check your milled wheat privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
2 ups, 9y,
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I sexually identify as a Grammar Nazi. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of correcting people’s grammar. People say to me that being a grammar is impossible and I'm f**king retarded. But I don't care, I will look literate. I'm having a plastic surgeon cauterize a dictionary to my skin and several 7 inch pens and from now I Want you guys to call me the corrections officer and use me to be literate. If you can't respect me then you need to check your high school diploma. Thank you for being so understanding.?
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1 up, 9y,
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I sexually identify as graph paper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sorting over the grid drawing beautiful graphs on math homework. People say to me that a person being graph paper is impossible and I'm f**king retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon tattoo rows, columns and 3 hole punches on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Grid" and respect my right to draw graphs and solve equations. If you can't accept me you're a papyrophobe and need to check your graphing privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
1 up, 9y,
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I understand.
0 ups, 9y
I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I’m f**king retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sir Danks-a-lot” and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
2 ups, 9y,
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This guy has made yet another troll account... Oh joy
4 ups, 9y,
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0 ups, 9y,
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I wasn't around then :P
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