New enemy of Chuck Norris

New enemy of Chuck Norris | PROBLEM CHUCK? | image tagged in actor,chuck norris | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Oh yah.... Well I got somebody who may be a slight bit better...He gave his father "the talk"
His passport requires no photograph
When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died
His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do
He once went to the psychic, to warn her
If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him
Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side
He can speak Russian… in French
He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
Superman has pijamas with his logo
His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
The circus ran away to join him
Bear hugs are what he gives bears
He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
His friends call him by his name, his enemies don't call him anything because they are all dead
He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark
He once won a staring contest with his own reflection
He can kill two stones with one bird
His signature won a Pulitzer
When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it
He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket
The dark is afraid of him
Sharks have a week dedicated to him
His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons
No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
He once made a weeping willow laugh
He lives vicariously through himself
His business card simply says 'I'll Call You"
He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in spanish
He bowls overhand
In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
He is allowed to talk about the fight club
He once won a fist fight, only using his beard
He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush
His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph
The Holy Grail is looking for him
Roses stop to smell him
He once started a fire using only dental floss and water
His sweat is the cure for the common cold
Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him
Werewolves are jealous of his beard
He taught Chuck Norris martial arts
Guess who he is..
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Bruce Lee...
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Charles Nelson Riley
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its Chuck Norris
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Actually I know who it is... He is (drumroll) THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD
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The Most Interesting Man In The World Meme | I DON'T ALWAYS BECOME CHUCK NORRIS BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT WITH STYLE | image tagged in memes,the most interesting man in the world | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Wow. Just wow. Evil as I feel I can't help but rotfl. But , lol, thats not it.
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-_- ok troll. You had your fun. F**k off.
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he isn't a troll lol
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Pretty good... in the movies. /:)
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Too bad it ain't real. :J
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You're praising him for b**ch-slapping you.
Lol. nice.
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Hammer Horror! :D
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Dylan Roof could beat him any day
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