I know which trick I'd choose

I know which trick I'd choose | I CAN TURN THE WATER INTO WINE OR I CAN WALK ON IT.  YOUR CALL. | image tagged in jesus said | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers Meme | BUT CAN YOU WALK ON THIS? | image tagged in memes,leonardo dicaprio cheers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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He could if he wanted to. :/
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But Thats None Of My Business Meme | PEOPLE ARGUING OVER BULLSHIT STUFF LIKE BRUCE JENNER AND RELIGION AND I'M OVER HERE ALL LIKE "DID LIPTON CHANGE THEIR RECIPE?" | image tagged in memes,but thats none of my business,kermit the frog | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Y U No Meme | ATHEISTS Y U NO STOP 'WINE-ING" ABOUT CONSPIRACIES?! | image tagged in memes,y u no | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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To the offended downvoter: I'm an atheist.
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See, you seem like a cool atheist like my friends, some just suck, as with some Christians.
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I don't hate religions, in general. I just hate extremism and hypocrisy.
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I made a "ghetto Jesus" meme withe the caption "turns water into mad dog 20/20". It got downvoted pretty fast. Good luck with yours. I'd bring my own wine, get buzzed and then ask to see him walk on water. Sounds like a good time.
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Yeah, too many potholes
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The main point of Christ's miracles was to identify him as the one who came to save people from the wrath of God.
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On some level, you (as well as everyone reading that statement) know it's not true.
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C'mon, it's obviously a troll that's his whole gimmick.
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I love that you troll me. It makes me feel special that you take the time to seek out my posts and click my links.

<3

That's a heart.

For you.
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Nobody wants religions to be banned. Shoving them down everyone'e throats must be banned, you Golden Damn f**k.
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I never admitted anything about being a socialist. You're a freak that fills in your own blanks to suit your own needs...a Freak that trolls. And you bait. A freaky baiting troll! Like you just did....and I fell for it! AGAIN!

DAMN, YOU'RE GOOD! Well done!

And I bet you're from Florida. Right?
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Nah, we can have different beliefs
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f**ker
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you do realize he's being edgy, ad is an imposter
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