I Good Guy Greg'd your meme, but vegan food is awesome... any Indian vegetarian restaurant provides vegan curry options. Plus the pre-packaged foods: Morning Star Farms Veggie Riblets, Tofurky Pizza, Primal Jerky, Gardein beefless sliders and chik'n sliders, VeriSoy USA Cutlass Fish (awesome lightly cooked in oil with lemon juice and cayenne pepper, though hard to come across), plus most vegan restaurants are decent (amazing if upscale or tucked away), I think one called Loving Hut is widely available. You may just be eating the wrong stuff. Tofurky + Vegannaise. You have no right to bitch until you try this.