Bad Pun Dog

And then he said "AYE've got ARRRRthritis!"

Aye lmao

Ayy m80

This really depends on how you say it, it doesn't sound like "I'm eighty" to me.

You gotta say it like a 'Murican trying to do an Olde English accent.

But I can only sound like an Aussie attempting an American accent, or an Aussie attempting a British accent, not an Aussie sounding like an American who sounds like a Brit.

...but then I was like, "Ahh, I see what he was getting at."