Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers

No offence, but us 'internationals' need love too.

I know YOU'RE joking, but anyone who believes that we do is really a dumbass.

Yeah. I mean, seriously. They're wild animals, and until I see someone riding a bear to class (which would be pretty badass) anyone seriously asking that can just... they're just... they failed. No other words. They failed at life.

I ride a Time-traveling mage bear to school so i'm never late for class

In the spirit of global understanding, do you call the season approaching winter? And does that mean Christmas for you is in the summer? A lot of people above the equator would be messed up by those ideas.

Yes, the next season is winter. Yes, Christmas is in summer. It's perfectly normal for me. I'd get messed up if it was the your way round.

Wow. It'd be really cool to spend a year in Australia for a year.

Depends on where you go though. I personally think the crowded cities like Sydney aren't really indicative of Australia. Melbourne's nicer than Sydney, and I live closer to Sydney. But not in it, thank goodness.

The day that Australians ride kangaroos to school is the day that Obama actually does something good.

I mainly understand that, but we don't really hear about any of the 'bills' he tries to get through Congress, or the Senate, or whichever way around it is for you. Still, it has to be better organised than our parliament - our politicians could barely run a pool party.

Well, considering I am 13 with little political knowledge, I'll just say 'cool story bro' :P

And here I am on the front page after the whole 'brace yourselves aliens' bit. Like I said, just gotta keep boxing on.

ok, 13, ok. otherwise you're pretty mature for your age

I'm 16, thanks

who really believes that....

1) I can't talk to you guys & girls whilst asleep
2) I wasn't expecting it to get this much attention
I've literally woken up & gone 'da fuq?!'

Still, I would love a meme to get even this popularity...

I wasn't suggesting I didn't want it to be this popular, I'm just surprised it is.

Well, since you used the "First World Problems" template, I figured that you counted it as a problem...

Besides, I couldn't think of any other template to use - BTW I hate this new 'wait 180secs to make another comment' rule

It's only if you make another one too soon. I found that if you wait 30 seconds between each, you'll never have to wait extra :)

For you guys it is

It doesn't mean that for us we stay up all night - you'd be sleeping on the night of Christmas Eve while we're up having had 'Santa' already come.

I've had a lot of people online think I'm Canadian.

Yah that's me.

On this site, I care about two things; are you clever and do you make good memes.

No worries, and greetings to you too. That tea would be getting pretty cold by now (unless it was summer here).

I know you exist (mainly from the motorcycle race) and we're non-discriminatory around here.