Captain Phillips - I'm The Captain Now

Hey guys, guess what? I'm a troll! I like to put copypastas on front-page memes! I like to be perverted and cuss for no reason! I like to put porn and virus links on the front page! Aren't I awesome!

If that's how you want to live your life, go ahead. But beware of possibly being homeless. You know, your parents are already gone, and once you waste thousands on plastic surgery instead of investing in your orphan home you live at. You'll be kicked out whether you're 18 or not.

Apache, get banned already!

so, you had a doctor shove a tail rotor up your ass? from the sound of it you seem to enjoy yourself ( ?° ?? ?° )

Al-Qaeda, who are they?

oh neat story kid. just to let you know i'm commander and chief and i hereby relieve you of your duty effective immediately.