What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little b**ch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pasta cookers and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids In Italy, and I have over 300 confirmed noodles. I am trained in sauce expertise and I’m the top tomato slicer in the entire Italian kitchens. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cheeses across the Italian borders and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can chop you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare kitchen knives.. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed cheese grating, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Olive Garden and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you go***mn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in manicotti. You’re f**king dead, kiddo.
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