I overheard this gem while sitting in the library

I don't mean to be a grammar Nazi, but... *They're :/

Do you have cookies?

No, I went broke on my addiction to tissues.

;-;

TISSUES

XD
I feel you, I literally turn into a river when allergy season comes around.
You're welcome for the imagery.

Sneeze-off?

Yes >:D

AAAAAAAACCCCCHHOOOOO! Welp, there goes the Universe. Hey God!

AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welp, there goes God.

Oh hey there! How aaaaaahh, aahh AAACCCHOOOO! I sneezed so hard, I can see the Egyptians!

aaaaaAAAAACCCCHHOOOO!!!!!!
"Whoa, did I land in Jurassic Park?"

"Aahh...
Aaaaahhhhhh...
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
CHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Whoops, looks like that town just got blown away... hmm, wonder what could've done that.

I have no ideaaaa.. aahhh... ahhhhhhhh CHOOO! What am I doing in space? And why is the earth hurtling towards the sun?

XD
Hey out there! Wanna join me on my colony on Mars? It's really ni--oh...hang on... nononoaaahhhh NOT AGAI--

Wait, do you not wa.. waaaaaa... OH GOD NOT AGAI......

Quick! Through the blast doors! She's about to blow!!

Looks like my sneeze has created a hole in the fabric of reality. Hey grandpa!

Whenever I sneeze, it's like a white hole. Everything coming out, and there's no hope of stopping it.

Hulk smaaah, aaaaahhhchoo!
Bye black hole and Hiilary Clinton

Oooohh, not sure if I can top that one... Hilary Clinton is a hard one to beat...

AAAAAACCCHHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sneezed so hard, I achieved eternal youth!
(Get it... because I moved backward when I sneezed... went so far and so fast that I surpassed the speed of light and as you approach the speed of light time slows down... :P)

Damn, used the wrong meme xD

I'd ask her if she is enjoying the radiation and mercury found in raw fish...

i bet her hair is actually a wig xD

I think it's a guy isn't it?

No, you're thinking of a pescetarian.

I'm pretty sure that's somone who doesn't eat fish, I could be wrong I don't know

Here's a link

https://www.google.co.uk/#q=define+pescetarian

Didn't work, trying again.

https://www.google.co.uk/#q=define+pescetarian

No. A lot of "vegetarians" do not eat fish.

Those aren't vegetarians.

This would be like me saying "I'm a woman" because I watch Lifetime television.

But that's what I'm saying -- they call themselves "vegetarians." Maybe I should have used quotes the first time, in retrospect. :|

guys dont click the links they are malware sites

I hope you didn't find that out the hard way.

nope, I sent it to my friend to test it

Now your friend has malware?

nope, sandbox

I have no idea what that is

its a type of security for testing malware

Like when people test glitches on emulators, are they completely risk free?
Also i heard it's a cryptolock. They scramble your data and charge you $400 to get it back. Some even lock you out your computer entirely, they nasty.

Exactly

But if you think about it, females are mamals and males are animals. Yaasss?

I understand now. I think I just had a brainfart.

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"Major League Gaming" The MLG montage parodies are the origin of the nature of some of those comments.

[image deleted]Let's keep this flame war going. You are entertaining.

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WATS A SPEL KEK

I just realized...

Remember that arguement with Idslapyobutt a long time ago? Couldn't stop laughing for months xDddDdDddDDDDD

yeah, he cracks me up