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One Does Not Simply Meme | ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GO TO HEAVEN JUST BECAUSE THEY GO TO CHURCH FOR AN HOUR ON SUNDAY... | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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8 ups, 9y
Don't You Squidward Meme | YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HEAVEN DIDN'T YOU SQUIDWARD | image tagged in memes,dont you squidward | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
6 ups, 9y
Scumbag Steve Meme | GANGSTA'S BE LIKE,  DAWG I JUST KILLED 5 MEN BUT THAT CRUCIFIX AROUND MY NECK MEANS I'M GOING TO HEAVEN | image tagged in memes,scumbag steve | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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One Does Not Simply Meme | ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY BECOME AN ATHEIST WITHOUT HAVING MET CERTAIN PRE-REQUISITES, LIKE BEING AN ASSHOLE, A TROLL, A HYPOCRITE, AND A WHINY LI | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
0 ups, 9y
Strawman harder, Bvaldez.
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2 ups, 9y,
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SAVED? Saved from what? A fictional "lake of fire" that some kike named John made up in the late 1st century as payback against the white Roman legal system that rightfully exiled him on a desolate island? HAH! Read the protocols of the elders of Zion(1903 version, if you can, cause the Nilus editions have been edited and even had entire sections removed)
4 ups, 9y,
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People can have religious opinions. Which means that you have to no right to make fun of them.
3 ups, 9y,
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So your saying that I'm delusional? For believing in a religion?
0 ups, 9y,
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You missed. Religion is not bad as a whole. However, the Abrahamic faiths are in reality, programs meant to psychologically prepare the minds of Gentiles/Non-Jews for total Communism.

May his name and memory be blotted out
The Jews/Israelites are human beings, but goyim are NOT-THE TALMUD.
2 ups, 9y,
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I have no idea what you said, but I don't think religion can lead to communism. That's only with politics. And right now, atheism is clearly in the government, so unless religion was completely taking over society, it can't lead to communism. Yet.
0 ups, 9y,
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I NEVER ONCE said that religion as a whole leads to communism.. The Abrahamic ones do, however, via the careful gradual gathering of psychic/mental energy through the centuries. This gathering and harnessing of the energy from Christian prayers and hymns along with centuries of rule under orthodox Christianity made Russia the prime ground for the first Communist state to form, and when the time had come in 1917, it was nothing short of FULL ON MURDER! Where THE F**K WAS YOUR LOVING GOD WHEN THE CZAR, HIS FAMILY, AND MANY NOBLES GOT BUTCHERED AND SHOT TO DEATH, HAD THEIR PROPERTY TAKEN AWAY BY THE CHEKA, AND LATER ON UNDER STALIN, TENS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WERE SENT TO THE GULAGS, WHERE THEY WORKED UNDER THE UTMOST HORRID AND HEINOUS OF CONDITIONS!??
The Same goes for the Poles, Czechs, Slovaks, Magyars, Lithuanians, Letts, and Estonians who got NO HELP from the Allies when the Soviets took over their countries!
2 ups, 9y,
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God can't snap his fingers and make everything better. God can't recreate the circle of the life to where no one can die. Well, he can, but he doesn't choose too. Because (according to Christianity) when we die, we've already our purpose in the world, and then (if you believe) you can meet the Big Man himself.

Look, we shouldn't be doing this. Let's just say that I respect the fact that you (and other people) are atheists, and you respect that some people are theists. Can we do that? Because we both know no one wins a religious argument because the two sides will keep on digging dirt on each other to no end. Then one becomes ignorant and the other becomes false, and it all turns into a big pile of crap in a bucket.
0 ups, 11mo
Y’a let’s do that
1 up, 9y
Actually all Christianity is based off of ancient sand scrit text from india and the deadsea scrolls. And in all honestly there has been thousands of religions. The controversy is spectacular, because the whole time they have been worshipping extraterrestrial beings. If you look at ancient depictions and art and monuments from ancient man from the last 100,000 years. It points to
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Agreed.
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2 ups, 9y
Amen
3 ups, 9y,
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>Heathens
Just another one of many Buzzwords used by Christians to piously trash their oppenents. Not very different from the Jargon that the Communists use against their enemies.

Christianity= psychological preparation for communism.
1 up, 9y
Please see meme comment above.
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1 up, 9y
Truth. This is how one goes there: http://needgod.com
2 ups, 9y
0 ups, 9y
This is so true
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