Who'll benefit most from the blue wave? The same people who benefited last time! "You gotta hire me over that guy with an MBA, cause I'm a victim!"; "I'm a US citizen now? Where's my CDL?"; "Shh! Don't call it that! Call it protesting!"; "Yo, we can loot 24/7 now?"; "I'm a beautiful woman and you'll be arrested if you disagree!"; "All men should be killed! We don't need men!"; "Tell Americans they hate data centers!"; "All US public schools will have mandatory calls to prayer!"