But that user has the word "American" in his username! That just proves he's an American patriot to gullible MAGAs.

And alpha, for extra certification

That will really get the attention of a certain imgflip conservative Karen. All that toxic masculinity will have her salivating.

What I don't yet about alphas is why they're always talking about their guns and waging Civil War II over who the heck knows what? Why would anybody with half a testicle need to publicly announce they have guns to defend themselves all the time? Can't they defend themselves by themselves? Why do they need a civil war to make themselves feel safe and sound?

They're not really alphas if they have to carry a gun to make themselves feel masculine.

Selfies of themselves carrying an AR-15 at the Walmart in case an old lady comes by on one of those wheelchair scooter thingies and tries to grab their Hot Pockets away from them. Golly, that's impressive.

Total 100% American, as always, as they all are.