Why are they like this

When you reach over for a fry and your date pulls her phone off the table instantly (she's obviously hiding the GTA 6 pre-order) #wifedat 👀

Loyal wife material 🥹🤞

aka me ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
I mean huh

Real 🥹

i have one plant growing dead center in my concrete floor, i don't even know how that bih grew

Must be a crack there

there is this teeny tiny crack, but i'm still wondering where the hell is it getting the water from, my balcony is completely closed off 😭

Thats why I f**king made this meme 😭 magic

i swear plants with a perfectly nourished soil, water supply throughout the year and sitting in the brightest part of the house dies in like 7 days, but that one random ass plant growing out of a mold infested and decomposing brick wall be living for 12 years 🥀

I guess the prettier the plant, the weaker it is

Is this why there is a tree growing out of my toilet?

You can wipe on the leaves

Bro is MacGyver material.

I mean, it has water and fertilizer, so...

plants love to uh
grow

Where’d you get the stock image

Meme generator

WALL-E be like

I'm amazed by the plant growing in the car seat.

true

LOGIC

No way plants were like "screw soil, ima just die"

there was one growing in the corner of the sink at my job. I work at dominos

How does one grow a plant in their car seat