"…You’re gonna love this. I’m changing the name of Canadian Bacon to American Bacon. The old bacon, we’re just gonna call, uh…just piggy strips."; "Then, uh, Italian sausage will become, well… American sausage. The old style of breakfast sausage I’m naming, uh, just pig rolls. Or maybe Polish Sausage. And the old Polish Sausage we’re gonna call, uh…."; Quiet, Piggy!
