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522 views • 13 upvotes • Made by Spooky111 1 month ago in fun
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5 ups, 1mo,
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there are four people on a hotair balloon (not counting the pilot)
there is a welshman a scottsman an englishman and an irishman.
the pilot says "oh no there is too much weight on the balloon someone needs to jump off"
so the welshman declares "i will do this to honor my home country" and he jumps off.
the pilot says "there is still to much weight we will crash!"
so the sottsman declares " i will do this to honor my home country" and he jumps off.
the pilot says "but there is still too much weight we will crash!!"
so the irishman declares " i will do this to honor my home country" and he picks up the englishmen and throws him off the hot air balloon.
0 ups, 1mo
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4 ups, 1mo,
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My wife asked me if I preferred to be buried or cremated. I said, "surprise me".
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2 ups, 1mo,
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did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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2 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
Did you hear about the man who dipped his balls in glitter
1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
Yo What the f**k
0 ups, 1mo
Pretty nuts right
1 up, 4w,
1 reply
Q: what is a locksmiths favorite instrument
A: a keyboard
0 ups, 4w
Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🟦
1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
what did batman say to the toilet paper? youre the only one who knows my "bat cave"
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
What? 😂 🟦
1 up, 2w
bat cave = right in between his butt cheeks.
1 up, 1mo,
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There's this one Nordic melody about Street Fighter I like
It was a Finnish Hymn
0 ups, 1mo
It's more of a dad joke srry
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
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1 up, 1mo,
2 replies
Thx
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
Bro, wanna be in my own elimination game???
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
0 ups, 1mo
Join it there!!!
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
Pls bro?
1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
Absolutely
0 ups, 1mo
Thx bro!!
1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
A man and his wife decided to spend their anniversary in the hotel they had their honeymoon in a decade before. This hotel was in Florida, and they lived a few states north. There weren’t enough seats on the flight there, so the husband decided he would take the first flight and book their hotel while his wife would take a later flight. Once he arrived, he decided to send his wife an email. Little did he know he forgot a letter in her address, so his email went to a widow in Texas whose husband had just died. This woman had gotten home from the funeral had checked her email for any messages from guests who couldn’t make it. She nearly dropped dead when she saw the man’s email.
Here’s what it said: “Darling wife, I’m messaging you to let know that I have arrived. They have computers here now, so you can message your loved ones. I’ve been checked in, and I’ll be waiting for when you arrive tomorrow. I hope your journey here goes smoother than mine did. Love you. Ps. It sure is hot down here.”
(Sorry for the long message😅)
0 ups, 1mo
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1 up, 1mo,
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to KFC
0 ups, 1mo
Bruh 🟨
1 up, 1mo,
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if their pronouns are they/them, im not going to argue. im clearly outnumbered
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1 up, 1mo,
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
1 up, 1mo
holy wall text lmao
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
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1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
Who is the vip thing for
0 ups, 1mo,
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You bro. Also, wanna be in my next imgflippers elimination game? If you do, follow me and check for the next sign up!
1 up, 1mo
Okokok
1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
Scientists once tried combining the DNA of a crab and a cheetah, that went sideways fast!
0 ups, 1mo
😂🟪
1 up, 1mo,
2 replies
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says "Man, it's hot in here."

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0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
wth
1 up, 4w
this joke isnt even a joke bro ts not tuff
0 ups, 1mo
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1 up, 1mo,
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Humor is like a person. the darker the less people like them
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
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1 up, 1mo,
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Holy
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Ik
1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
What do cows use to do math?
A cow-culator!
0 ups, 1mo
Bro 😂💀🟪
1 up, 3w,
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I'm not sure if this is a joke but "yo mama so fat she doesn't need internet cuz she's already worldwide"
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