Tell me a joke

there are four people on a hotair balloon (not counting the pilot)
there is a welshman a scottsman an englishman and an irishman.
the pilot says "oh no there is too much weight on the balloon someone needs to jump off"
so the welshman declares "i will do this to honor my home country" and he jumps off.
the pilot says "there is still to much weight we will crash!"
so the sottsman declares " i will do this to honor my home country" and he jumps off.
the pilot says "but there is still too much weight we will crash!!"
so the irishman declares " i will do this to honor my home country" and he picks up the englishmen and throws him off the hot air balloon.

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My wife asked me if I preferred to be buried or cremated. I said, "surprise me".

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did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

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Did you hear about the man who dipped his balls in glitter

Yo What the f**k

Pretty nuts right

North Korea is so great, you never hear anyone say anything negative about it...

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What's the best thing about being an abortion doctor?
You never have to buy dog food

AWWW HEYLLL NAHHH

Bro 💀🤣🤣🤣 🟪

Three Soviet watch factory workers are sitting in a gulag.
The first came to work 10 minutes late, and was accused of sabotage.
The second came to work 10 minutes early, and was accused of espionage.
The third came to work on time, and was accused of using a foreign made watch.

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Thank you.

I told my wifi router I needed some space.

Now it keeps disconnecting whenever I walk into the room.

Just like this one! "I was having trouble getting a good Internet connection, so I moved my router to my barn, now I have a stable connection" 🤣🤣🤣🔳

Why can't leopards play hide-and-seek? Because they're always spotted.

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thx

heres another: why do orphanage companies have no website?
because theres no "HOME" page!

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YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Parachute companies never get bad reviews

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What do cows use to do math?
A cow-culator!

Bro 😂💀🟪

Humor is like a person. the darker the less people like them

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Holy

Ik

if their pronouns are they/them, im not going to argue. im clearly outnumbered

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There's this one Nordic melody about Street Fighter I like
It was a Finnish Hymn

It's more of a dad joke srry

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Thx

Bro, wanna be in my own elimination game???

Join it there!!!

Pls bro?

Absolutely

Thx bro!!

OMG LOL

what did batman say to the toilet paper? youre the only one who knows my "bat cave"

What? 😂 🟦

bat cave = right in between his butt cheeks.

what the FU-