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406 views 12 upvotes Made by Sparky111 3 weeks ago in fun
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5 ups, 3w,
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there are four people on a hotair balloon (not counting the pilot)
there is a welshman a scottsman an englishman and an irishman.
the pilot says "oh no there is too much weight on the balloon someone needs to jump off"
so the welshman declares "i will do this to honor my home country" and he jumps off.
the pilot says "there is still to much weight we will crash!"
so the sottsman declares " i will do this to honor my home country" and he jumps off.
the pilot says "but there is still too much weight we will crash!!"
so the irishman declares " i will do this to honor my home country" and he picks up the englishmen and throws him off the hot air balloon.
0 ups, 3w
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4 ups, 3w,
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My wife asked me if I preferred to be buried or cremated. I said, "surprise me".
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2 ups, 2w,
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Did you hear about the man who dipped his balls in glitter
1 up, 1w,
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Yo What the f**k
0 ups, 1w
Pretty nuts right
2 ups, 3w,
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did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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1 up, 3w,
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
1 up, 3w
holy wall text lmao
0 ups, 3w,
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1 up, 3w,
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Who is the vip thing for
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
You bro. Also, wanna be in my next imgflippers elimination game? If you do, follow me and check for the next sign up!
1 up, 3w
Okokok
1 up, 3w,
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if their pronouns are they/them, im not going to argue. im clearly outnumbered
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1 up, 3w,
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There's this one Nordic melody about Street Fighter I like
It was a Finnish Hymn
0 ups, 3w,
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1 up, 3w,
2 replies
Thx
0 ups, 3w,
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Pls bro?
1 up, 3w,
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Absolutely
0 ups, 3w
Thx bro!!
0 ups, 3w,
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Bro, wanna be in my own elimination game???
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0 ups, 3w
Join it there!!!
0 ups, 3w
It's more of a dad joke srry
1 up, 3w,
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What's the best thing about being an abortion doctor?
You never have to buy dog food
2 ups, 3w
AWWW HEYLLL NAHHH
1 up, 3w
Bro 💀🤣🤣🤣 🟪
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
what did batman say to the toilet paper? youre the only one who knows my "bat cave"
0 ups, 3w
What? 😂 🟦
1 up, 3w,
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Humor is like a person. the darker the less people like them
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
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1 up, 3w,
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Holy
0 ups, 3w
Ik
1 up, 1d,
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is so overused, it makes recycled TV tropes look interesting
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1 up, 3w,
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A man and his wife decided to spend their anniversary in the hotel they had their honeymoon in a decade before. This hotel was in Florida, and they lived a few states north. There weren’t enough seats on the flight there, so the husband decided he would take the first flight and book their hotel while his wife would take a later flight. Once he arrived, he decided to send his wife an email. Little did he know he forgot a letter in her address, so his email went to a widow in Texas whose husband had just died. This woman had gotten home from the funeral had checked her email for any messages from guests who couldn’t make it. She nearly dropped dead when she saw the man’s email.
Here’s what it said: “Darling wife, I’m messaging you to let know that I have arrived. They have computers here now, so you can message your loved ones. I’ve been checked in, and I’ll be waiting for when you arrive tomorrow. I hope your journey here goes smoother than mine did. Love you. Ps. It sure is hot down here.”
(Sorry for the long message😅)
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1 up, 3w,
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What do cows use to do math?
A cow-culator!
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Bro 😂💀🟪
1 up, 3w,
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to KFC
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Bruh 🟨
1 up, 3w,
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Three Soviet watch factory workers are sitting in a gulag.
The first came to work 10 minutes late, and was accused of sabotage.
The second came to work 10 minutes early, and was accused of espionage.
The third came to work on time, and was accused of using a foreign made watch.
1 up, 3w,
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1 up, 3w
Thank you.
1 up, 3w,
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Scientists once tried combining the DNA of a crab and a cheetah, that went sideways fast!
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😂🟪
1 up, 2w,
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Two muffins are in an oven.
One says "Man, it's hot in here."

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0 ups, 2w,
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wth
1 up, 1w
this joke isnt even a joke bro ts not tuff
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