WTF is wrong with you? I make a meme, and suddenly you think you're my personal physician ? Or are you just angling to meet up irl and ask me to turn my head and cough to live out one of your fantasies ?
If I thought it was any of your phucking business, I would tell you I'm in the best shape of my life. But it isn't.
However, I will say a prayer for your wife.