My wife says that my puns are only average. I told her "that's mean".

Very punny

now she's going to be, "mad"

no please anything but that

Took me a while but I remember math now

thats also how mothers and fathers talk after they get from home in a nutshell too

So we’re calling her insults average now! Alright!

For anyone who doesn’t get it, in math, mean means average. Like how some math questions say, “Find the mean,” they mean the average.