You got the wrong guy

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Everyone talks about the shorts kid in winter but no one talks about the jacket kid in summer

And that jacket kid is me

Nah. I’ve always wanted to be friends with him

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I wasn’t talking about just fries

If I’m eating with my hands, then I go left. I don’t want to get sauce on my fingers

If i’m eating with utensils, then I go right. I don’t want the food to slip off my fork