tell me your worst confession and i will rank it in this tier list

sometimes I walk up to random old women and ask them to peg me. 0 out of 17 have done it so far.

lol what

I farted

I shat

My dad learned as an adult that his father, who he’d known as is dad his entire life, was not his biological father. But that’s not the crazy part.
After my grandmother died, my dad asked me to see if I could find anything out about his biological father online. Popped a few details into ancestry and very quickly found a marriage certificate showing a marriage that happened before my grandfather. Then I found another. Then ANOTHER.
My grandmother had been married not once before, but THREE TIMES before she eventually married my grandfather. And she’d kept them all secret. We don’t even think my grandfather knew about the first two. This was all in their 40s, spanning several states, and we weren’t able to find divorce paperwork for all of them, so it’s quite possible she was legally married to several people!

i rethink of fetish art but still being unfased, because i fell down an addiction rabbit hole ages ago.

At the end of the school year a girl was showing very obvious signs and I liked her back but chickened out multiple times, and then have never had a girlfriend but always wanted one so that was a airball 😭

I still occasionally eat my boogers

I stick bugged the stream 😔✌️

Despite living in an area where helicopters pass over every day I still look up like a little kid.

Also, when I was in sixth grade, I didn’t know what porn was so I looked it up on my old phone. I eventually realized what it was and got scared but I couldn’t delete my search history. I panicked and ended up throwing away my phone. Along with it, roughly three years of family photos, including the only pictures of our pets who had passed away.

damn, i'm sorry

When I was 13, I would genuinely laugh at video about the news talking about arson just because the criminal did it on a furcon

When I was about 6 years old I used to have a furry inflation fetish

Honestly would get killed if I say