idk

my eggs stay in my ovaries

Why did you just say that like it's a completely normal sentence?

do your eggs go out for walk or something

Nope

Why did I read that like Dorkly's version of Sonic?

because that's where human eggs are so it's true

Impossible

same reaction, too

calem is a trans man confirmed????

and it never comes off it just slowly burns to a crisp with each use of the pan like that one immortal crumb in every air fryer

That's why you eat them raw

where is the amount that goes to your stomach ?😏

That comes later

Then just eat it off the pan

Oh yeah

That’s why I eat omelette

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Wait, aren't you Jacob Caron?

Who tf is that? I'm totally different

Oh, I guess I confused you with somebody else then. Either way, have a great day!

Same to u

get blue diamond pan

If you don't have a nonstick pan, then I recommend lubricating the pan with butter. It'll make it taste better on top of that.

that's why i eat them hard boiled instead

But those are way too different

i do eat scrambled, but i just mainly eat omelettes and hard boiled cuz it makes a mess every time

Looks exactly like what happens (except coloring)

wtf? Use oil or butter and low heat, you can even turn the heat off when they just start to set

#relatable

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