My ancestors fought and died to free the Democrat-owned slaves, so the only reparations due are from you to me for all the welfare my taxes supported. I'll settle for $750,000 if you pay all at once.
With that logic, I think Egypt owes Moses' people a couple of dollars. Since my great great grandparents were slaves, I'm in for a lump sum for the Caribbean slave trade and as a Christian, my religious ancestry money; so I got that going for me.
