These people are stupid as dirt. English is most diverse in language on the planet just by going by it's roots in the Germanic Language and going from there.
Interesting you said that because English from England came to America and created the constitution as the settlers broke off independent of the British empire and maintained markets and economic ties while clearly speaking English, not Zimbabwean, Laotian, Bosnian or anything else like that. You my friend are an interesting specimen.
