any tips for me to win

why are you getting into fights

because it's a joke

oh

bring a knife

nah bro, it has to be a hand-to-hand combat, no weapons allowed

bring a gun an tell your opponent to bring a knife

kick him in the balls. or just call it tiny, non-existant even if your feeling bold. :p

As someone who's thrown hands with a 300 pounder, I recommend doing fast paced hits and aim for weak spots (groin, head, and others) with harder hits. Hit as hard as you can towards the back of the knees and the neck, along with other joints

these are actually really good tips and is effective due to my small size, even tho i primarily made this as a joke

Oh shit
Well, take what I said and use it if you ever have to

thanks bro

id pray, but that aint enough to save you

so i'm cooked

If im ever in a fight with a guy: my tactic is to go for the nards

the greatest weakness

Start praying

me three seconds into the fight

yeah bro your life is over

let him consume you whole
trust