Pizzafishing

question is, did she only just put that butter on or did it somehow stay on her entire life?

If I had to guess I’d say that she put it on right before he came over. She was probably keeping it in the refrigerator so it wouldn’t melt too quickly.

so that's her date fit or something? quite original i must say

Pretty sure that's a slice of American cheese.

Yes, it’s basically a piece of cheese toast. Or an attempt at a grilled cheese sandwich.

"i am a cheese expert"
"alright then, what's this?"
"yep, that's definitely a cheese"

Second question: Is that butter or is that cheese?

looks like butter, most common cheese slices don't melt and usually have a lighter shade of yellow than butter

one of the only privaliges for pasta

A metaphor for classism? The original concept of pizza being replaced with a "struggle meal" equivalent. Implying more so that the catfishing was done on a basis of wealth more than appearance?