Good evening boys and girls.
Ladies, (Mmm-tk-tk) and gentlemen. Turn the lights down low and shut your faces as I wrap you in the cozy blanket of a story. A story as heart warming and soft as a mother's kiss, or is it? Shhhhh
Once upon a time, there was a boat! Now this wasn't just any boat children, it was a ship! A ship full of friends, hundreds of friends, best friends one-and-all! A veritable friend-ship it was! Get it?
But it wouldn't be very ladylike of me if I didn't mention the most noteworthy friend on board:
Hatty Hattington. Say hi to Hatty!
Hatty was like... king friend of friendship kingdom, best friend to one and all, and the walking definition of 'handsome gentlemen'!
Now one fine morning, Hatty and pals set out for a new, exciting adventure! What fantastic wonders will they discover this time? Perhaps they'd come across a scary ghost ship! Perhaps they'd find an island, made entirely of candy! Perhaps they'd meet a band of scary, swashbuckling pirates...
and join forces to find an island made entirely of candy!
Who knew? But it didn't matter - So long as they were together, there were smiles to be had and adventures to be shared.
Now today was a day like any other adventurey day. Spirits were uncrushably high, everyone was singing and dancing and having a jolly time! When suddenly the ocean was all like "Surprise!" and a huge, massive storm brewed out of nowhere!
*Whshooooo-Whshoo-Whooshooshmblhm*
...boy, that was quick!
*Whjooshoojheh*
And there was thunder, BOOM!
And the lightning, BOOM!
And the wind, BOOMmmShooshooshushsh*
- and like that, it was over.
'Is everyone okay?' Said Hatty, 'I don't know what I'd do if I lost even one of you!' Hatty... continued.
But the eye of the storm is very misleading, children. NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON IT
Because the ocean was all like "Psyche!" and it came back, even bigger this time, twice as big!
*Wshoooshoooshoo*
As if Poseidon himself extended his hand in friendship and they spat in his mouth!
*Whoo-shuloosgrbrbrbrshajaju-shju*
Boy he was pis.. he was mad!
*shoo-weshoomehshu*
And the rain came down like a shower of bullets, ah...ahhh! And the floorboards were buckling and creaking and breaking and pieces of their ship were raining down like shards of broken dreams.
And then Reginald comes upstairs and he's all like, "I say gentlemen, I do believe we’re in quite a spot of bother!" and everyone else was like, "Really? What tipped you off, genius?" and then Hatty was all like, "Hee
