And this, fellow humans, is why I am a pyromaniac

So many dots, so few choices.

We don't talk about the fact I chose the mostly fire types, I've been like this from the moment I entered the fandom

I mean the fact that you lwk selected all three Alola starters.

Ok, maybe I do think the pokemon there are pretty cool

Fair enough

look at each pokemon,individually

Yeah. I'm saying that makes no sense if you're doing a starter list. The normal way to do that is to pick your favorite for each region and maybe do honorable mentions. Bro left Johto out entirely.

Know what?

why are most of your pokemons last form goonable

I would ask for a flamethrower but I already have enough fire-types, who do I need to battle (and not fistfight before I get in legal trouble)?

just use a gow-8 advenger machine gun

Interesting, but a fire-type would be cooler