You do know Geritol Joe had to marry a rich chick to graduate college right? His father -in-law had to donate a building to get him a diploma. That 5th year of playing football and dozens of concussions didn't help him out mentally either.
And as he himself recently stated, he could have won Vietnam. So it's really sad that he didn't get to go and just totally Rambo it by his glorious self.
