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I Can't Find Any Instructions Online | I need some advice ... Does anyone know how long it takes
to cook one of these 'boil-in-the-bag' 
goldfish that I won at the fair ? | image tagged in goldfish,cooking,instructions | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
408 views 18 upvotes Made by SardineYoghurt 3 weeks ago in Dark_humour
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1 up, 3w,
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Step 1 : Get yourself a large metal pot and pour the water along with the goldfish in the pot, Step 2 : Boil the pot to a slightly high temperature but not boiling just high enough that the fish tenderizes, Step 3 : If you don't want your fish to taste bland and salty i recommend seasoning it with some Pepper, Chilli Flakes, Salt, Cardamom, Star Anise, Cloves, Ginger, Garlic Paste and Lemon and if you really want to add some Star Anise, Step 4 : Apply all of these seasonings with yogurt and rub it all over the fish and let it sit for at least an hour to let it absorb all the seasonings, Step 5 : Get yourself a frying pan and add some oil about quarter if your pan is big enough and what oil you want to use is your choice but regular vegetable oil is fine enough and heat the pan up, Step 6 : place the fish in the pan and let it fry for at least 5-10 minutes, Step 7 : After done frying place it into some tissues or strainer to let all the excess oil dry off and chow time
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
Excellent recipe ! 😁👍
Also I like the idea of rubbing yoghurt over it ! 😉
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1 up, 3w,
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*sees username* Well that checks out
0 ups, 3w
😁👍
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
shut up and take my upvote | image tagged in shut up and take my upvote | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
TAKE MY UPVOTE. =)
1 up, 3w
Thx
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
Eat something else 😭
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
I'm only joking 😄
1 up, 3w
I know 😉
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
Just turn the burner on and keep a close eye on it, wait until the goldfish stops moving.

The bigger the goldfish, the longer the process will take.
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Thanks - I'm guessing you've done this before ?
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
No, I haven't. If I had, I'd be able to give you more detailed instructions.
0 ups, 3w
🤔😱
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
MAKE SUSHI
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Too easy !
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
OR EAT IT RAW!!!
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
I thought that was Sushi ?
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
there's sashimi
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Looks nice but would be better cooked 😉
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
COVID-19!!!! ofc...
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
It's not a bat
1 up, 3w,
2 replies
stilll y'all blame everything on the Chinese/Asians
1 up, 3w
String full so answering here:
Will we ever know where it started, who started it and who profited from it
0 ups, 3w,
2 replies
Will we ever know ?
1 up, 3w
LMAOOOOOO
1 up, 3w
know what...?
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I need some advice ... Does anyone know how long it takes to cook one of these 'boil-in-the-bag' goldfish that I won at the fair ?