Oh that incident... It's not that Britain has no men you clearly have no clue whatsoever what you're talking about as fun fact if you are alone then you don't have anyone around you... GENIUS wow mind blown...
Besides where did you even find this cartoon?
Basic self defence is something most Scots are capable of, my scottish mother got me into martial arts at four years old so that I could defend against this stuff and frankly you don't give a crap about the Scots so stay quiet.