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Internet troll debates with self-taught Christian metaphysicists in a nutshell

Internet troll debates with self-taught Christian metaphysicists in a nutshell | We must ban all religions that aren't not Christian from school; But the snowball earth theory of evolution has a sequence of events that perfectly replicates the account of creation in genesis; Shouldn't we ban that from being taught in highschool too? That hardly seems equitable with islams account of where sperm is stored in the chest; Excuse me for a moment; *obnoxiously loud internalized screaming* | image tagged in rabid dog,you know why i'm here spiderman,derp-a-dog,wall-nut | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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0 ups, 10h
So how does this evolution thing work?
Apes and humans have different numbers of Chomosomes. So they can't reproduce with us.
So a million years ago if a lower hominid gave birth to a mutant ape and it was a homo sapiens sapiens how did it reproduce?
The other australopithecuses couldn't reproduce with it- they have one less chromosome than him.
This ignores completely that mutants are usually abandoned at birth.
So let's say First Man survived somehow. Another australopithecus lost her baby and adopted it. He grows up like Tarzan and survives! Then what? He can't reproduce with other lower hominids.
If other Homo Sapiens Sapiens are born too most won't survive to adulthood.
How does he reproduce and father himself? Did he f**k himself and give birth?
Boys this is science. Genetics is science. Animal Behaviour is a science too. Math is a science as well. Get a mathematician to run the odds of a human being born into a tribe of lower hominids and surviving.
Darwinism is a THEORY. It came about before we understood genetics.
The Ancient Aliens guy with wild hair is more plausible than Darwin.
0 ups, 10h
aren't not ????????
0 ups, 1d
https://www.astronomy.com/science/snowball-earth-the-times-our-planet-was-covered-in-ice/

Contrast with the first 2 chapters of Genesis and Noah's flood.
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