pick a number and i'll answer honestly

34 + 1

Samuel

16

None😭

She left me today

damn 😔
that's rough buddy

4phi^2-4phi+1

11

Original 70s muppet movie

46

Was it your balls

I’ll kick yours

Or cover them in cement

Or feed them to a grizzly bear!

...or hire the balllicker 4000

Or crush them in a hydrolic press!

Or be me

Or stab you in the chest and then have toady and flick7 tear them off

Or just hire me

10

Tawog